Karaoke With A Bit More

What: Karaoke
Where: Spyners 4623 N. Western Ave
When: Friday Nights Starting at 9:00pm
Why: “Ah, flibbity-floo!” You might say. “I hates me some karaoke!” Deep down, we all do. And at most places, there’s a good reason for that. Who came up with the concept of taking it so seriously? Who decided there should be contests? Who in their right mind tries really hard when it comes to Karaoke, which roughly translates to “Ghost Singing Super Happy Fun Time?”
Nobody at Spyners, that’s who.
Spyners is a friendly bar where you can sit back and watch the carnival unfold. Take advantage of the drink specials until you’re “comfortable” enough to sing some “Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around)” with the best of them. You’re bound to meet some folks, and only regret a few of them.

What: Nocturna Featuring DJ Scary Lady Sarah
Where: Smart Bar Underneath the Metro - 3730 N. Clark Street
When: Every Tuesday 10:00pm 4:00am
Why: STOP! Okay, you’re just about to skim right past this one, and that’s completely understandable, but please hear me out. No, this is not just an event for you Goth folk out there, quite the contrary. Nocturna is a great place to be, especially if you are outside of the dark circle of Gothy gloom. First, you’re almost guaranteed a hassle-free time. All of them Goth kids had to get there on public transport in those outfits. So the last thing that they’re going to do is turn around and tell you how to live your life. Second, it’s a surprisingly fun time. Drinks are relatively affordable, the atmosphere is relaxed, and c’mon, the people there are begging to be watched. Finally, who knows, you might meet someone. It’s a long shot, but guys and gals who are wearing makeup, piercing god knows what, and trying to make their parents pay for something or another might just be able to hold down a good conversation. Or not. Either way, you’ll have a good time and get some good stories out of it.

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